My Alternate Life

Hi! I guess this is my blog thing. Kimberly. 23. Graduated from Loras College. English Creative Writing Major, and Secondary Ed. Currently working at Target, and teaching 3rd Grade.

incrediblyheavyboots:

coacalin:

coacalin:

This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.

VINIQ SHIMMERY LIQUEUR.
Please stop asking me.

arfur33 and ayyyyylex We could get out of this world wasted.

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igotoseekmygreatperhaps:

I got a new tablet and so I did this.& I really love it. Inspired by my friend who basically ends her phonecalls with “you dftba!” “no, you dftba!” and so on.But yeah, DFTBA everyone!
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igotoseekmygreatperhaps:

I got a new tablet and so I did this.
& I really love it. 

Inspired by my friend who basically ends her phonecalls with “you dftba!” “no, you dftba!” and so on.

But yeah, DFTBA everyone!

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whenever drake tries to be gangster and act like he knows the hard side of life I just want to scream. “YOU ARE FROM TORONTO AND GREW UP ON TV, JIMMY. SHUT THE FUCK UP, AUBREY.”

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243,007 Plays
Robin Williams
Friend Like Me

“Master, I don’t think you quite realise what you’ve got here. So why don’t you just ruminate whilst I illuminate the possibilities.”

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time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets
"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen
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time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets

"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen

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20 favorite quotes that didn’t make it in to the movies

"Wha — ?Tonks — Tonks has had the baby?" "Yes, yes, she’s had the baby!" shouted Lupin. All around the table came cries of delight sighs of relief: Hermione and Fleur both squealed, "Congratulations!" and Ron sad, "Blimey, a baby!" as if he had never heard of such a thing before.

"Yes — yes — a boy," said Lupin again, who seemed dazed by his own happiness. He strode around the table and hugged Harry; the scene in the basement of Grimmauld Place might have never happened.

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latenightseth:

According to Chris Pratt, getting into shape for Guardians of the Galaxy took a major toll on his life.
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latenightseth:

According to Chris Pratt, getting into shape for Guardians of the Galaxy took a major toll on his life.

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vortisaurus:

…so I’ve had a surprising number of requests for a sequel to my star wars meme

(Part I)

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gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

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everybodylovesthebman:

👬😎😎 #greetingsFromCalifornia coming out September 12- but you can pre-order Now😛👌🌴🌴🌴 @maddenbrothers @joelmadden
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everybodylovesthebman:

👬😎😎 #greetingsFromCalifornia coming out September 12- but you can pre-order Now😛👌🌴🌴🌴 @maddenbrothers @joelmadden

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leothemechanic:

bananaweetabix:

leothemechanic:

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN SPIDERMAN CLIMBS A BUILDING

idk what?

PETER PARKOUR

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